We're so very glad you're here for Scour Records' launch of HMS 'Freemixed Nuts Volume 2'. Father Funk's just rocked up packing arm bands, crisps, and a six pack of Babycham - safety first! Steven Seagal's kicking about somewhere, donning nipple tassels and a thong (standard) - either hiding in a big cake in the hold or fighting to the death with an already tanked up Kotch - Karate chop! Dott Com & Bear Twists are getting all emosh - standing at the front of the boat declaring they're "Kings of the world!" Bloody Leo's already torn through the sails with his sabre, shouting "Hey You Guuuys!" at the top of his voice. But don't panic! The Captain has a steely grip on the wheel...or is it a tiller...hang about, where's he gone? What do you mean he's sexoring all the ladies with T-Pain and Posiedon?!! Who's steering this bloody thing?!
We haven't even made it out of the dry dock yet! Mayday! MAYDAY! Ahh, funk it...PAAARRRTAAY!"