"That's not a knife...this is a knife!" hollered Bondi Stereo as he pulled out one of the biggest choppers we'd ever seen. "Double Bonza!" we screamed and ran off down the street, only to get hit on the head with a jar of funky funky rhyme and funky funky style (Vegemite). That Bondi's got one hell of a throw on him, and a jaw-dropping chopper!!
We can allow a bit of fruitiness from the big fella because he's just delivered Scour Records with four very sexual chunks of funk - "Hey Bondi! Can we say you've delivered four fat shrimps for the Scour's summer barbie?" :WALLOP: Ouch! Why the hell does he carry around all that vegemite!?
Bondi Stereo. He's not just funky, he's angrier than a bag of jumping jackaroos!"