"Charlie Beale is the real deal, his tunes are made to make you squeal, his pants are made from albino seal, his boots of course have a Cuban heel, he out trumped Trump in a business deal but his hair has much more sex appeal, his lovers touch is quite genteel, but with a penis like a conger eel loving him is quite the ordeal. His music’s sexy and drenched with zeal, so cowbell it’s full blown glockenspiel. He has but two achilles heels, he can’t do a magnum or a blue steel.
Warmest of welcomes to Scour Records Mr Beale, your Centre for Ants is open! You’re gonna love the way it tickles." - Fat Harry.